if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun
One night a year, all hate is legal and access to tumblr support is suspended. Nudes are posted and burn blogs run wild for 12 hours known as… The Purge.
Ah, Gold, Silver, Crystal, Heart Gold and Soul Silver.
Bringing the hardest third gym leader in the history of everything.
And you know what makes it worse? Miltank ain’t shit if you catch it and train it yourself.
I HATED THIS WOMAN WITH A PASSION! And fuck that Milktank too! With it’s Rollout-spamming ass!
I’m going to the ~expensive~ mall with Joana tomorrow. I might pick up some jewelry form Urban but I’m not sure I want to give them my money what with the ‘eat less’ shirt, the stolen jewelry designs, and the glorification of recreation prescription usage. Would my $10 really mean that much to them? probably not. We’ll see if the ear cuffs are cute enough. Honestly, HM is calling my name.