whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

17yr:

[puts on red lipstick] [cracks knuckles] time to ruin some boys lives

pizzaforpresident:

One night a year, all hate is legal and access to tumblr support is suspended. Nudes are posted and burn blogs run wild for 12 hours known as… The Purge.

isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIENdG ET AWAY FRO YM HUSSBNAD

I’m going to the ~expensive~ mall with Joana tomorrow. I might pick up some jewelry form Urban but I’m not sure I want to give them my money what with the ‘eat less’ shirt, the stolen jewelry designs, and the glorification of recreation prescription usage. Would my $10 really mean that much to them? probably not. We’ll see if the ear cuffs are cute enough. Honestly, HM is calling my name.